ticketmama
07-12-2005, 03:39 AM
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Me and Bubba, are thinking about getting married at the racetrack and would like to take our honeymoon ride in a race car around the track, then after that we will do a few donuts in the dirt while waving to all our friends up in the stands , our wedding toast will be a couple swigs of beer from paper cups, and then we will throw them on the track so the cars can smash'em up fer us .
the bride will be wearing just her normal everyday old wore out house dress, 4 yr old brown sandals and of course her veil will be made from a helmet.
the grooms attire will be faded, wore out , no knees, coveralls, holey tee shirt, and ball cap , he is going barefoot .
The wedding cake is gonna be a moonpie with a couple of spark plugs on top for the bride and groom, them little " hour de verbs" is gonna be some little smokies and red hots soaked in beer and throwed up on a hot smokin breather cap, fry'em up just right in a couple of seconds, oh an we also gonna have us some of them lil itty bitty chicken wings, that is if I can get Bubba up early enough to catch some of them lil flying suckers, they just flitter out of the tree's so dang fast he might not be up to par for runn'en down so early in the mornin. you know how men are bout them Friday nite poker games , once Bubba gets a few beers in him he ain't much on poker and tends to git a lil drunk instead , but all I can say is he butter not lose our racin money cause I already told him I am spending my honeymoon at the race's .
Everybodys invited to to wedding , so yall be shore to come on out and help us celebrate you hear !! just be shore to bring plenty of beer and yore own money to pay yer way in, cause we ain't rich and fancy we jest pore ole county folks that likes to have fun on satday nite. and what better way to have fun than at COUNTY LINE RACEWAY
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Me and Bubba, are thinking about getting married at the racetrack and would like to take our honeymoon ride in a race car around the track, then after that we will do a few donuts in the dirt while waving to all our friends up in the stands , our wedding toast will be a couple swigs of beer from paper cups, and then we will throw them on the track so the cars can smash'em up fer us .
the bride will be wearing just her normal everyday old wore out house dress, 4 yr old brown sandals and of course her veil will be made from a helmet.
the grooms attire will be faded, wore out , no knees, coveralls, holey tee shirt, and ball cap , he is going barefoot .
The wedding cake is gonna be a moonpie with a couple of spark plugs on top for the bride and groom, them little " hour de verbs" is gonna be some little smokies and red hots soaked in beer and throwed up on a hot smokin breather cap, fry'em up just right in a couple of seconds, oh an we also gonna have us some of them lil itty bitty chicken wings, that is if I can get Bubba up early enough to catch some of them lil flying suckers, they just flitter out of the tree's so dang fast he might not be up to par for runn'en down so early in the mornin. you know how men are bout them Friday nite poker games , once Bubba gets a few beers in him he ain't much on poker and tends to git a lil drunk instead , but all I can say is he butter not lose our racin money cause I already told him I am spending my honeymoon at the race's .
Everybodys invited to to wedding , so yall be shore to come on out and help us celebrate you hear !! just be shore to bring plenty of beer and yore own money to pay yer way in, cause we ain't rich and fancy we jest pore ole county folks that likes to have fun on satday nite. and what better way to have fun than at COUNTY LINE RACEWAY
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