djrebel236
11-18-2009, 06:25 AM
If you cross the North Korean Border illegally you get 12 years imprisonment with hard labor .
If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained/imprisoned indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan border illegally you will be shot/killed on sight.
If you you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be imprisoned.
If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be arrested, branded a spy, and your fate will be sealed.
If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
If you cross the Unites States border illegally you get:
A job
A Drivers License
Social Security card
Welfare money
Food Stamps
Credit Cards
Free rent or subsidized rent
A low-interest loan to buy a house
Free education
Free health care
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If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained/imprisoned indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan border illegally you will be shot/killed on sight.
If you you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be imprisoned.
If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be arrested, branded a spy, and your fate will be sealed.
If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
If you cross the Unites States border illegally you get:
A job
A Drivers License
Social Security card
Welfare money
Food Stamps
Credit Cards
Free rent or subsidized rent
A low-interest loan to buy a house
Free education
Free health care
A lobbyist in Washington
Voting privileges (in many instances)
__________________