rclontz
03-07-2006, 02:33 PM
(I not come work today !)
Hung Chow calls in to work and says,
"Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick.
I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt.
I not come work."
The boss says,
"You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:
"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great.
I be at work soon.
You got nice house."
Hung Chow calls in to work and says,
"Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick.
I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt.
I not come work."
The boss says,
"You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:
"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great.
I be at work soon.
You got nice house."