southern_sweet_comfort
03-05-2006, 06:29 PM
An old soldier was celebrating 82 years on this Earth. He spoke to his toes. Hello toes, he said. How are you toes? You know you are 82 today. Oh, the times we have had! Remember when we walked in the park in the summer every Sunday afternoon? The times we Waltzed on the dance floor? Happy Birthday, toes!!
Hello Knees , he continued. You know you are 82 today. Oh the times we have had! Remember when we marched in the parade? Oh, the hurdles we have jumped together! Happy Birthday, knees!
Then he looked down at his crotch. Hello , Willy! If you were alive, you'd be 82 years old.
Hello Knees , he continued. You know you are 82 today. Oh the times we have had! Remember when we marched in the parade? Oh, the hurdles we have jumped together! Happy Birthday, knees!
Then he looked down at his crotch. Hello , Willy! If you were alive, you'd be 82 years old.