Racerchaser
02-24-2006, 12:20 AM
THE PLAN
> Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in
Arabic.
> You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to
Robin
> Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for
our
> UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
> Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
> "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
plan
> for peace. So, here's one plan"
> 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their
> affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
> Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys",
we
> will never "interfere" again.
> 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with
> Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They
don't
> want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one
allowed
> sneaking through holes in the fence.
> 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
> leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will
> be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where
they
> are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
> 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days
> unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation
will be
> allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and
don't
> hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't
need
any
> more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
> 5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If
> they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
> 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
> wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy
but
> will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The
> caribou will have to cope for a while.
> 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel
> for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They
can go
> somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
> filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
> 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we
> will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
seeds,
> rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give
them
> is! stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get
very
> little, if anything.
> 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We
don't
> need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
would
> make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
> 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
one
> can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
> ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
> "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your
> poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's
yelling,
> 'you want a piece of me?' "
> Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in
Arabic.
> You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to
Robin
> Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for
our
> UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
> Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
> "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
plan
> for peace. So, here's one plan"
> 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their
> affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
> Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys",
we
> will never "interfere" again.
> 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with
> Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They
don't
> want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one
allowed
> sneaking through holes in the fence.
> 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
> leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will
> be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where
they
> are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
> 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days
> unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation
will be
> allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and
don't
> hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't
need
any
> more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
> 5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If
> they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
> 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
> wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy
but
> will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The
> caribou will have to cope for a while.
> 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel
> for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They
can go
> somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
> filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
> 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we
> will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
seeds,
> rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give
them
> is! stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get
very
> little, if anything.
> 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We
don't
> need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
would
> make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
> 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
one
> can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
> ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
> "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your
> poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's
yelling,
> 'you want a piece of me?' "