Racerchaser
02-24-2006, 12:16 AM
These are actual newspaper ads!
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>FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little *****. Bites
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>FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
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>FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
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>FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
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>FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
>better be a reward for this nasty little thing.
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>COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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>NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly u sed, call Chubby
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>GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
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>JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
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>WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
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>(AND THE BEST ONE)
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>FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.
>45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer
>needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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>FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little *****. Bites
>
>FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
>
>FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
>
>FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
>
>FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
>better be a reward for this nasty little thing.
>
>COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
>
>NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly u sed, call Chubby
>
>GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
>
>JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
>
>WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
>
>(AND THE BEST ONE)
>
>FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.
>45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer
>needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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