Racerchaser
02-02-2006, 01:26 AM
Skippy
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> A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. This
> is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They
> all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
> The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her
> nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are
> almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to
> relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
> It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before
> she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked
> over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said
> in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".
> The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.
> A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This
> time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.
> The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!". Once
> again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman
> had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let
> a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
> Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit
> Skippy, get away from her, before she s--ts:animal37::animal37: on you!"
> Send this to someone who needs a laugh.
:15LOL::smiley_374::laying20laughing:
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> A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. This
> is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They
> all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
> The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her
> nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are
> almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to
> relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
> It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before
> she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked
> over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said
> in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".
> The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.
> A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This
> time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.
> The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!". Once
> again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman
> had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let
> a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
> Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit
> Skippy, get away from her, before she s--ts:animal37::animal37: on you!"
> Send this to someone who needs a laugh.
:15LOL::smiley_374::laying20laughing:
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