southern_sweet_comfort
01-14-2006, 12:01 PM
Grass, Couch Or Bed?
Once there was a prostitute who had three different rates based on the
following three conditions:
1) $100.00 to do it on the grass.
2) $200.00 to do it on a couch.
3) $300.00 to do it in the bed.
In the morning a British bloke walks in and slaps a $100 note on the
table. So they went out and did it on the grass.
Soon, an American fellow walks in and slaps a $200 note on the table. So
they head for the couch and did it there.
About the end on the day, a Jamaican man walks in and slaps $300 on the
table.
Happy from seeing the money the prostitute says, "Wow, you have class"
The Jamaican responds, "Class mi ***... Three times pon the grass."
Once there was a prostitute who had three different rates based on the
following three conditions:
1) $100.00 to do it on the grass.
2) $200.00 to do it on a couch.
3) $300.00 to do it in the bed.
In the morning a British bloke walks in and slaps a $100 note on the
table. So they went out and did it on the grass.
Soon, an American fellow walks in and slaps a $200 note on the table. So
they head for the couch and did it there.
About the end on the day, a Jamaican man walks in and slaps $300 on the
table.
Happy from seeing the money the prostitute says, "Wow, you have class"
The Jamaican responds, "Class mi ***... Three times pon the grass."