Bigg_Dogg
01-12-2006, 05:42 PM
1) the female always makes the rules.
2) The rules are subject to change without prior notification.
3) No male can possibly know all the rules.
4) If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules,
she MUST immediatly change some or all the rules.
5) The female is never wrong !!!
6) If the female is wrong, It is because of the flagrant misunderstanding
which was a direct result of something the male did or said.
7) If rule #6 applies, the male must appologize immediately for causing
the misunderstanding
8) The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9) The male must NEVER change his mind without express written consent
from the female.
10) The female has every given right to be angry or upset at any time.
11) The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him
to be angry or upset.
12) the female must under no circumstances let the male know wheather
or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13) any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
14) If the female has PMS, all rules are null in void.
(pre-PMS, Intra-PMS and Post-PMS all apply):mfight1:
2) The rules are subject to change without prior notification.
3) No male can possibly know all the rules.
4) If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules,
she MUST immediatly change some or all the rules.
5) The female is never wrong !!!
6) If the female is wrong, It is because of the flagrant misunderstanding
which was a direct result of something the male did or said.
7) If rule #6 applies, the male must appologize immediately for causing
the misunderstanding
8) The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9) The male must NEVER change his mind without express written consent
from the female.
10) The female has every given right to be angry or upset at any time.
11) The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him
to be angry or upset.
12) the female must under no circumstances let the male know wheather
or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13) any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
14) If the female has PMS, all rules are null in void.
(pre-PMS, Intra-PMS and Post-PMS all apply):mfight1: