Racngal
01-12-2006, 03:12 AM
VIRGINIA DRINKING RULE
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the
glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses so
cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass
twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his
AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
either."
The Virginia boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his
beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air,
pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the
Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we
have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't
have to drink with the same ones twice."
God Bless America
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the
glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses so
cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass
twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his
AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
either."
The Virginia boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his
beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air,
pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the
Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we
have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't
have to drink with the same ones twice."
God Bless America