Bigg_Dogg
01-11-2006, 06:44 PM
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was
GOD and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. I work hard because millions of welfare depend on me.
4.. Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them.
5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
6.. Don't take life to seriously; No one gets out alive.
7.. Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
8.. BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER.
9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10.. Im not a complete idiot--Some parts are missing.
GOD and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. I work hard because millions of welfare depend on me.
4.. Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them.
5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
6.. Don't take life to seriously; No one gets out alive.
7.. Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
8.. BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER.
9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10.. Im not a complete idiot--Some parts are missing.