likemRed32
12-22-2005, 11:13 AM
1. You plan your social life, vacation time and budget around a race.
2. You're saving for a new engine, not retirement.
3. Entry fees are more important to you than picking up your prescriptions or going food shopping.
4. You bought him a transmission and girl, you picked it out all by yourself.
5. You enjoy your Saturday nights standing in mud and clay.
6. Getting all dressed up for a Saturday night includes a sexy racing t-shirt! (Pref. your LRC tee)
7. You buy night gowns covered in orange flames.
8. You risk life and limb to get the best picture of his car during the race, every week end.
9. You have open Summit catalogs on the bathroom floor, and you don't DARE close them!
10. You have racecar trophies all over your house.
11. You make Christmas coookies for the UPS drive, after all you know him by name and he knows all about your man's racing season.
12. You lust over other racecars instead of men.
13. When the kids want to see you, they have to be a part of the pit crew.
14. All the kids will inherit is a racecar, an engine hoist, and worn out tires.
15. The soft splat of raindrops now set off a major panic attack for you.
16. You are happy when he rolls in at 3 am and you reward him with a steak!
17. A wreck makes you blue but the roar of his engine sends a chill up your spine.
Am I right ladies?
2. You're saving for a new engine, not retirement.
3. Entry fees are more important to you than picking up your prescriptions or going food shopping.
4. You bought him a transmission and girl, you picked it out all by yourself.
5. You enjoy your Saturday nights standing in mud and clay.
6. Getting all dressed up for a Saturday night includes a sexy racing t-shirt! (Pref. your LRC tee)
7. You buy night gowns covered in orange flames.
8. You risk life and limb to get the best picture of his car during the race, every week end.
9. You have open Summit catalogs on the bathroom floor, and you don't DARE close them!
10. You have racecar trophies all over your house.
11. You make Christmas coookies for the UPS drive, after all you know him by name and he knows all about your man's racing season.
12. You lust over other racecars instead of men.
13. When the kids want to see you, they have to be a part of the pit crew.
14. All the kids will inherit is a racecar, an engine hoist, and worn out tires.
15. The soft splat of raindrops now set off a major panic attack for you.
16. You are happy when he rolls in at 3 am and you reward him with a steak!
17. A wreck makes you blue but the roar of his engine sends a chill up your spine.
Am I right ladies?