Racerchaser
06-05-2008, 11:36 PM
A woman, in her fifties, is at home happily jumping naked on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy but, I have the breasts of an 18 year old."
The husband replies, "What did he say about your 55 year old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy but, I have the breasts of an 18 year old."
The husband replies, "What did he say about your 55 year old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.