#37racer
05-27-2008, 08:23 PM
A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little MARK.
He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'
The teacher replies,
'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'
Then little MARK says, 'I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
The 1st one is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice
cream.
The 2nd is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The 3rd is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?'
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'
To which Little MARK replied,
'The correct answer is 'the one with the Wedding ring on,' but I like
your thinking.'
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little MARK.
He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'
The teacher replies,
'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'
Then little MARK says, 'I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
The 1st one is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice
cream.
The 2nd is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The 3rd is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?'
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'
To which Little MARK replied,
'The correct answer is 'the one with the Wedding ring on,' but I like
your thinking.'