purplerose22603
05-21-2008, 09:51 AM
A filthy rich North Carolina man decided
that he wanted to throw a Party & invited
all of his buddies & neighbors. He also
invited Leroy, the only Black man in
the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the
backyard of his mansion. Leroy was
having a good time drinking,
dancing, eating Shrimp,
oysters, BBQ & flirting
with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said,
'I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my
pool & I'll give a million dollars to
anyone who has the nerve to
jump in.'
The words were barely out of his mouth
when there was a loud splash & every-
one turned around & saw Leroy in
the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator & kicking its
tail! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the
eyes with his thumbs, throwing
punches, head butts & choke
holds, biting the gator on the
tail & flipping the gator
through the air like
some kind of Judo
Instructor.
The water was churning & splashing
everywhere. Both Leroy & the gator
were screaming & raising cain.
Finally Leroy strangled the gator & let
it float to the top like a dime store
goldfish. Leroy then slowly
climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring
at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I
reckon I owe you a million dollars.'
'No, that's okay. I don't want
it,' said Leroy.
The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give
you something. You won the bet. How
about half a million bucks then?'
'No thanks. I don't want it,'
answered Leroy.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on
giving you something. That was
amazing. How about a new
Porsche, a Rolex & some
stock options?'
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well,
Leroy, then what do you want?'
Leroy said, 'I want the name of the
sumbitch who pushed me in
the pool!'
that he wanted to throw a Party & invited
all of his buddies & neighbors. He also
invited Leroy, the only Black man in
the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the
backyard of his mansion. Leroy was
having a good time drinking,
dancing, eating Shrimp,
oysters, BBQ & flirting
with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said,
'I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my
pool & I'll give a million dollars to
anyone who has the nerve to
jump in.'
The words were barely out of his mouth
when there was a loud splash & every-
one turned around & saw Leroy in
the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator & kicking its
tail! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the
eyes with his thumbs, throwing
punches, head butts & choke
holds, biting the gator on the
tail & flipping the gator
through the air like
some kind of Judo
Instructor.
The water was churning & splashing
everywhere. Both Leroy & the gator
were screaming & raising cain.
Finally Leroy strangled the gator & let
it float to the top like a dime store
goldfish. Leroy then slowly
climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring
at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I
reckon I owe you a million dollars.'
'No, that's okay. I don't want
it,' said Leroy.
The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give
you something. You won the bet. How
about half a million bucks then?'
'No thanks. I don't want it,'
answered Leroy.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on
giving you something. That was
amazing. How about a new
Porsche, a Rolex & some
stock options?'
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well,
Leroy, then what do you want?'
Leroy said, 'I want the name of the
sumbitch who pushed me in
the pool!'