2dumb2kwit
05-15-2008, 12:39 PM
I saw this on another forum and thought some of y'all might like it.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1 She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
'BREASTED AMERICAN.'
2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY
ACCESSIBLE.'
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLOND' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED
DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'
5 . She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes 'VERBALLY
REPETITIVE.'
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a 'LOW COST
PROVIDER.'
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1 She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
'BREASTED AMERICAN.'
2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY
ACCESSIBLE.'
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLOND' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED
DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'
5 . She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes 'VERBALLY
REPETITIVE.'
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a 'LOW COST
PROVIDER.'