Girlfriend vs Wife

[2dumb2kwit]

I figure this one will get Marcia wound up!


What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?

10 years and 45 lbs

[jhofficial]

What if your GF is your wife?:06Cool:

[racing00]

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

10 years and 45 minutes :wings_biggrin:

[jhofficial]

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

10 years and 45 minutes :wings_biggrin:

Thats funny, but not always true :wings_sorry:

[2dumb2kwit]

What if your GF is your wife?:06Cool:

Then we know that your wife reads this forum! LOL (Just playin'!)

[2dumb2kwit]

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?


10 years and 45 minutes :wings_biggrin:

I thought it would be Marcia, throwing that one at me! LMAO
It may be true, but we have a good reason.
On the rare occasion, that she's "in the mood", we know to hurry up and get done, before she has another mood swing and changes her mind! LOL

[crewmembers461]

the difference between a wife and a girlfriend is u can get rid of a girlfriend alot faster that u can a wife . a wife is gonna cost u money to get rid of her anyway

[racing00]

I'm just kidding with you guys!

Noel would kill me if he knew I had said that. LOL!!! Shhhhhhhh... ;)

However, on the subject of getting rid of a wife, I've got another one for ya.

LOVE IS GRAND. DIVORCE IS A HUNDRED GRAND!

[Marcia Reed]

I thought it would be Marcia, throwing that one at me! LMAO
It may be true, but we have a good reason.
On the rare occasion, that she's "in the mood", we know to hurry up and get done, before she has another mood swing and changes her mind! LOL

Well, I was at the track all day Saturday so I am just reading this one....looks like it's been handled so I will remain silent on this one......LMAO

[hotlap]

Won't cost but a little diesel if you use a TUB GRINDER.:teu42: