#2 pencil

[w1ck3d0n3l0st]

The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil
(this is too cute)!...You don't even have to be
Catholic to appreciate this one.

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in
Catholic School . Usually she slept through the
class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she
was sleeping. 'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created
the universe?'

When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who
was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil
and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret.
The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her
class.

A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is
our Lord and Savior?'

But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again,
Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in
the butt.

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun
once again said,'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell
back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve
say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If
you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break
it in half!'

The nun fainted.

[Wilder4Racin]

thats a cute one!

[tas]

hahaha