camlobe
04-15-2008, 03:14 PM
> > One day in the future, OJ Simpson
> > Has a heart attack and dies.
> > He immediately goes to hell, where
> > The devil is waiting for him.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "I don't know what to do here,"
> > Says the devil. "You are on my list, but I
> > Have no room for you. You definitely
> > Have to stay here, so I'll tell you
> > What I'm going to do. I've got
> > A few folks here who weren't quite as bad as
> > You. I'll let one of them go,
> > But you have to take their place. I'll even
> > Let YOU decide who leaves."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > OJ thought that sounded pretty
> > Good, so the devil opened the door to the
> > First room.
> > In it was Ted Kennedy and a
> > Large pool of water.
> > Ted kept diving in, and surfacing,
> > Empty handed. Over,
> > And over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his
> > Fate in hell.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "No," OJ said. "I
> > Don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think
> > I could do that all day long."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The devil led him to the door of
> > The next room.
> > In it was George W. Bush with a
> > Sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did
> > Was swing that hammer, time
> > After time after time. "No, this is no good;
> > I've got this problem with my shoulder.
> > I would be in constant agony if all
> > I could do was break rocks all
> > Day," commented OJ.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The devil opened a third door.
> > Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton,
> > Lying on the bed, his arms tied over his
> > Head, and his legs restrained
> > In a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was
> > Monica Lewinsky, doing what
> > She does best. OJ looked at this in shocked
> > Disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah
> > Man, I can handle this."
> >
> >
> >
> > The devil smiled and said . .
> > . . .
> > (This is priceless)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
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> > Has a heart attack and dies.
> > He immediately goes to hell, where
> > The devil is waiting for him.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "I don't know what to do here,"
> > Says the devil. "You are on my list, but I
> > Have no room for you. You definitely
> > Have to stay here, so I'll tell you
> > What I'm going to do. I've got
> > A few folks here who weren't quite as bad as
> > You. I'll let one of them go,
> > But you have to take their place. I'll even
> > Let YOU decide who leaves."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > OJ thought that sounded pretty
> > Good, so the devil opened the door to the
> > First room.
> > In it was Ted Kennedy and a
> > Large pool of water.
> > Ted kept diving in, and surfacing,
> > Empty handed. Over,
> > And over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his
> > Fate in hell.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "No," OJ said. "I
> > Don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think
> > I could do that all day long."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The devil led him to the door of
> > The next room.
> > In it was George W. Bush with a
> > Sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did
> > Was swing that hammer, time
> > After time after time. "No, this is no good;
> > I've got this problem with my shoulder.
> > I would be in constant agony if all
> > I could do was break rocks all
> > Day," commented OJ.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The devil opened a third door.
> > Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton,
> > Lying on the bed, his arms tied over his
> > Head, and his legs restrained
> > In a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was
> > Monica Lewinsky, doing what
> > She does best. OJ looked at this in shocked
> > Disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah
> > Man, I can handle this."
> >
> >
> >
> > The devil smiled and said . .
> > . . .
> > (This is priceless)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
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