rcrdirtfan
03-26-2008, 12:53 PM
So a fly wants to cross a river, and to cross the river he has to drop 6 inches due to the atmospheric pressures. There's a bass in the river. The bass sees the fly and says, when that fly drops 6 inches, I'm gonna eat that fly and its gonna be my supper. There's a bear on the side of the river, he sees the fly and says, when that fly drops 6 inches, and the bass east the fly, I'm gonna eat the bass and its gonna be my supper. There's a hunter in a tree above the river. The hunter says, when that fly drops 6 inches, and that bass eats that fly, and that bear eats that bass, I'm gonna shoot that bear, and its gonna be my supper. There's a mouse in the tree above the hunter, he says, when that fly drops 6 inches, and the bass eats the fly, and the bear eats the bass, and the hunter kills the bear, I'm gonna eat the rest of that hunters lunch, and its gonna be my supper. There's a cat on the hill above and the cat says, when that fly drops 6 inches, and the bass eats the fly, and the bear eats the bass, and the hunter kills the bear, and the mouse eats the hunters lunch, I'm gonna jump in that tree and eat that mouse, and he's gonna be my supper. The process begins, and everything works fine until the cat. The cat falls in the river. What's the moral of the story? When a fly drops 6 inches, P**** always gets wet.
One more:
A woman gets pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. The trooper walks up to the window and ask where she was going in such a hurry. She says she is late for work. He asked her what she did, and she responded that she was a rectum spreader. Confused and wondering if he heard her right, the trooper ask, you do what? She says, I'm a rectum spreader, you know, you get one finger in there and work your way up to a hand, then squeeze the other hand in and spread it out to about 6 feet. Amazed the trooper ask, what the heck do you do with a six foot A**hole. The woman casually responds, well we put em under bridges and overpasses along the highway.
Speeding ticket and court cost- $150
Look on the troopers face- Priceless!
One more:
A woman gets pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. The trooper walks up to the window and ask where she was going in such a hurry. She says she is late for work. He asked her what she did, and she responded that she was a rectum spreader. Confused and wondering if he heard her right, the trooper ask, you do what? She says, I'm a rectum spreader, you know, you get one finger in there and work your way up to a hand, then squeeze the other hand in and spread it out to about 6 feet. Amazed the trooper ask, what the heck do you do with a six foot A**hole. The woman casually responds, well we put em under bridges and overpasses along the highway.
Speeding ticket and court cost- $150
Look on the troopers face- Priceless!