L8models
09-07-2007, 07:32 PM
THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
> > >
> > >My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
> > >seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
> > >
> > >As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
> > >landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
> >
> > >On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
> > >Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
> >
> > >"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
> >
> > >She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
> > >Princess and I take orders from no one."
> >> > >To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
> > >Tray-up, B!tch!
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> > >
> > >My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
> > >seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
> > >
> > >As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
> > >landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
> >
> > >On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
> > >Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
> >
> > >"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
> >
> > >She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
> > >Princess and I take orders from no one."
> >> > >To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
> > >Tray-up, B!tch!
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