gb81racing
09-05-2007, 03:27 PM
http://jokes.comedycentral.com/images/v2/pix_clear.gif A grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and sees a condom on the table. "What's this!?" demands the grandfather.
"It's a condom," replies the grandson sheepishly.
"What do you use it for?" asks Gramps.
The grandson is surprised that his grandpa really doesn't know what a condom is, and replies, "I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain."
To his surprise his grandpa says, "That's a great idea," and goes off to the drug store. He asks the pharmacist for a condom. "What size would you like?" asks the pharmacist. "Oh, big enough to fit a camel."
"It's a condom," replies the grandson sheepishly.
"What do you use it for?" asks Gramps.
The grandson is surprised that his grandpa really doesn't know what a condom is, and replies, "I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain."
To his surprise his grandpa says, "That's a great idea," and goes off to the drug store. He asks the pharmacist for a condom. "What size would you like?" asks the pharmacist. "Oh, big enough to fit a camel."