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RACEGIRL3
09-05-2007, 10:52 AM
Mildred, 93, despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl, she made the decision to just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to learn her heart's location.
"Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your heart is just below your left breast. Why do you ask?"
She hung up without answering.
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

gb81racing
09-05-2007, 02:42 PM
thats funny right there, LMAO :laying20laughing:

shotgun
09-05-2007, 02:59 PM
she must have been a bad aim

gb81racing
09-05-2007, 03:32 PM
she must have been a bad aim
NO NO NO it had nothing to do with her aim, read it again. it is a old lady with :smiley_397::smiley_397: http://jokes.comedycentral.com/images/v2/pix_clear.gifdroopy, well i think you get it now. lol her aim was on just her brain wasnt. this is what the doctor said, "your heart is just below your left breast".......... :laying20laughing:

dolphingurl
09-05-2007, 06:40 PM
lamo.

racinmech53
09-05-2007, 06:54 PM
talk about hanging low