Racerchaser
08-27-2007, 01:47 AM
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
> After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
>
>
> Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
> "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? "
>
> "The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
>
> "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
>
> The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
> "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of
> galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
> Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time
> wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three
> in the morning.
> Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
> insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
> day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?"
>
>It means "You dumber than buffalo. It means someone stole our tent. "
>
>
> After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
>
>
> Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
> "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? "
>
> "The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
>
> "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
>
> The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
> "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of
> galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
> Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time
> wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three
> in the morning.
> Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
> insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
> day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?"
>
>It means "You dumber than buffalo. It means someone stole our tent. "
>
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