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bricktester
08-13-2007, 01:04 PM
A man is walking down the beach when he see a beautiful woman, but with no legs, or arms. He feels sorry for the woman and starts a conversation with her.

After a long time of complaning she end with, "I cant swim, and i've never been screwed."

The man decides to help the woman, So he picks her up gingerly and carries her to where the water meets the sand. He throws her in the ocean, and says, "Well your screwed now!":smellie37:

Hollowell
08-13-2007, 01:13 PM
thats messed up right there!! lol but very funny though!! good one dude.

Marcia Reed
08-13-2007, 01:29 PM
:muahaha:

camlobe
08-13-2007, 02:17 PM
:smiley_374:

gb81racing
08-13-2007, 02:39 PM
funny, but messed up. :18lol: :surf: :laying20laughing: