Brett
07-31-2007, 01:44 AM
These are suppose to be real...
Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Wet-Nap
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Zantac 75
Do not take if allergic to zantac
Christmas Lights
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Earplugs
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Hair Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Silk Soy Milk
Shake well and buy often
Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.
Heinz Ketchup
Instructions: Put on food
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Wet-Nap
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Zantac 75
Do not take if allergic to zantac
Christmas Lights
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Earplugs
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Hair Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Silk Soy Milk
Shake well and buy often
Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.
Heinz Ketchup
Instructions: Put on food
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.