brickmaker
07-30-2007, 01:24 PM
Two Indians and a West Virginia Hillbilly were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"he called into the cave and listened
Closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He
then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it
was all about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Indian
replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men
see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.
If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful woman in
there waiting for us."
Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to
the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"from
deep inside.
He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and
then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the
size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the
size of this cave!
It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some
really big, fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the
opening and hollered with all his might
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Like the others, he then heard an answering call,"WOOOOOOOOO,
WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the
cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....
NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN
All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"he called into the cave and listened
Closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He
then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it
was all about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Indian
replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men
see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.
If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful woman in
there waiting for us."
Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to
the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"from
deep inside.
He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and
then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the
size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the
size of this cave!
It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some
really big, fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the
opening and hollered with all his might
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Like the others, he then heard an answering call,"WOOOOOOOOO,
WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the
cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....
NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN