RACEGIRL3
07-26-2007, 02:10 AM
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>>>>>1. I always wanted to have someone to hold,
>> > > > someone to love. And now that you've come into my life . (Inside
>> > > > card) - I've changed my mind.
>> > > >
>> > > > 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life
>> > > > (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
>> > > >
>> > > > 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am . .
>> > > > (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
>> > > >
>> > > > 4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go
>> > > > (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll
>> > > > probably need it again.
>> > > >
>> > > > 5. Someday I hope to marry . . .
>> > > (Inside card) - Someone other than you.
>> > > >
>> > > > 6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age . .
>> > > > (Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
>> > > >
>> > > > 7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me. . . (Inside
>> > > > card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your
>> > > > promise.
>> > > >
>> > > > 8. We've been friends for a very long time . .
>> > > > (Inside card) - What do you say we stop?
>> > > >
>> > > > 9. I'm so miserable without you . .
>> > > > (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
>> > > >
>> > > > 10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy . . .
>> > > > (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
>> > > >
>> > > > 11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and
>> > > > there was only one life jacket . . .
>> > > > (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
>> > > >
>> > > > 12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your
>> > > > Birthday (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
>> > > >
>> > > > 13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
>> > > > (inside card).... Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas
>> > > > and Kentucky
>> > > >
>> > > > 14. Looking back over the years we've been together,
>> > > > I can't help but wonder. . .
>> > > > (Inside card) - What was I thinking?
>> > > >
>> > > > 15. Congratulations on your wedding day! . . .
>> > > > (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband
>
>
>
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>>>>>1. I always wanted to have someone to hold,
>> > > > someone to love. And now that you've come into my life . (Inside
>> > > > card) - I've changed my mind.
>> > > >
>> > > > 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life
>> > > > (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
>> > > >
>> > > > 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am . .
>> > > > (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
>> > > >
>> > > > 4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go
>> > > > (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll
>> > > > probably need it again.
>> > > >
>> > > > 5. Someday I hope to marry . . .
>> > > (Inside card) - Someone other than you.
>> > > >
>> > > > 6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age . .
>> > > > (Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
>> > > >
>> > > > 7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me. . . (Inside
>> > > > card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your
>> > > > promise.
>> > > >
>> > > > 8. We've been friends for a very long time . .
>> > > > (Inside card) - What do you say we stop?
>> > > >
>> > > > 9. I'm so miserable without you . .
>> > > > (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
>> > > >
>> > > > 10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy . . .
>> > > > (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
>> > > >
>> > > > 11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and
>> > > > there was only one life jacket . . .
>> > > > (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
>> > > >
>> > > > 12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your
>> > > > Birthday (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
>> > > >
>> > > > 13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
>> > > > (inside card).... Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas
>> > > > and Kentucky
>> > > >
>> > > > 14. Looking back over the years we've been together,
>> > > > I can't help but wonder. . .
>> > > > (Inside card) - What was I thinking?
>> > > >
>> > > > 15. Congratulations on your wedding day! . . .
>> > > > (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband
>
>
>
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