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Marcia Reed
07-17-2007, 05:59 PM
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.



I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."



The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.



Moral to this story : Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

L8models
07-17-2007, 06:08 PM
lmao...good one Marcia

w1ck3d0n3l0st
07-17-2007, 06:24 PM
lmwao. that is funny

BrandiWeathers
07-17-2007, 07:01 PM
lmao that was funny

Wilder4Racin
07-17-2007, 07:23 PM
I'll have to remember this one........

K3daughter
07-17-2007, 11:09 PM
haha.. thats funnyyy!!!

gb81racing
07-18-2007, 12:52 AM
good one :laying20laughing:

SCdirtfan
07-18-2007, 12:58 AM
:18lol:

34racrs_wife
07-18-2007, 07:55 AM
:icon_rofl:

Brett
07-18-2007, 10:50 PM
Thats not funny...:li_es:
We try, but never win...
:Double:

jhofficial
07-18-2007, 10:52 PM
:wink2: I dont see whats so funny or why he has a limp??????? Thats how it works all the time at my house:05Cool: :wings_wink: :23mg:

RACEGIRL3
07-19-2007, 02:10 AM
:lol: that was funny....

Bullins29Motorsports
07-26-2007, 09:37 PM
LOL...:exactly: sounds like something my hubby would try to pull !!!

Circle Fan
07-26-2007, 10:30 PM
:15lol: That's a good one..