vetsms9
09-28-2005, 03:28 PM
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman in a Brand New Cadillac doing 65 MPH with her Face next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man I don't scare easily, But she scared me so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel. it knocked, my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee bwtwen my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, disconnected an important call.
Damn Women Drivers ! :Supprise:
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man I don't scare easily, But she scared me so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel. it knocked, my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee bwtwen my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, disconnected an important call.
Damn Women Drivers ! :Supprise: