vetsms9
09-28-2005, 11:34 AM
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin laden found a bottle on a Beach and picked it up.
Suddenly, a Female Genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master. May I Grant you one wish?"
'You Ignorant, Unworthy Daughter of a Dog! Don't you know who I am?
I don't need any Common Women giving me anything" barkd Bin laden.
The shocked Genie said, "Pease, I must Grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever"
Osama thought a moment, then Grumbles about the Impertinence of the Woman and said, "Very Well", I want to awaken with Three American Women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you!"
The Annoyed Genie said, "So Be It!" disappeared.
The Next Morning Bin Laden woke up in Bed with.
Lorena Bobbitt
Tonya Harding and
Hillary Clinton
His ***** was Gone
His Knees were Broken
snd He Had No Health Insurance ..... :15LOL:
Suddenly, a Female Genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master. May I Grant you one wish?"
'You Ignorant, Unworthy Daughter of a Dog! Don't you know who I am?
I don't need any Common Women giving me anything" barkd Bin laden.
The shocked Genie said, "Pease, I must Grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever"
Osama thought a moment, then Grumbles about the Impertinence of the Woman and said, "Very Well", I want to awaken with Three American Women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you!"
The Annoyed Genie said, "So Be It!" disappeared.
The Next Morning Bin Laden woke up in Bed with.
Lorena Bobbitt
Tonya Harding and
Hillary Clinton
His ***** was Gone
His Knees were Broken
snd He Had No Health Insurance ..... :15LOL: