vetsms9
09-26-2005, 11:49 AM
A family is at the dinner table, The son asks his father, " Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? :Ignor:
The father, Surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like Onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, You see them and they make You Cry." :11Cry:
This Infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of "Willies" are there?
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his Willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, its is like a Birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifites, it is like a Christmas Tree.
A Christmas Tree??
"Yes, Dead from the root up and the balls are for Decoration Only" :Toothless
The father, Surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like Onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, You see them and they make You Cry." :11Cry:
This Infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of "Willies" are there?
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his Willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, its is like a Birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifites, it is like a Christmas Tree.
A Christmas Tree??
"Yes, Dead from the root up and the balls are for Decoration Only" :Toothless