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09-08-2005, 02:32 PM
The "Reverend" Jesse Jackson, while visiting a primary school
class, found himself in the middle of a discussion related to words
and their meanings. The
teacher asks the Rev. Jackson if he would like to lead the discussion
on the word "tragedy." So the illustrious leader asks the class for an
example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on
a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and
knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy.
"No," says the Great Jesse Jackson, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains the exalted spiritual leader. "That's what
we would call a great loss."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Rev. Jackson
searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an
example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room a small boy raises his hand. In a
quiet voice he says: "If a plane carrying the Rev. Jackson were
struck by a missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaims Jackson, "That's right. And can you tell me why
that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great
loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."
class, found himself in the middle of a discussion related to words
and their meanings. The
teacher asks the Rev. Jackson if he would like to lead the discussion
on the word "tragedy." So the illustrious leader asks the class for an
example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on
a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and
knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy.
"No," says the Great Jesse Jackson, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains the exalted spiritual leader. "That's what
we would call a great loss."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Rev. Jackson
searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an
example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room a small boy raises his hand. In a
quiet voice he says: "If a plane carrying the Rev. Jackson were
struck by a missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaims Jackson, "That's right. And can you tell me why
that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great
loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."