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Marcia Reed
11-22-2006, 07:40 PM
this was too funny not to share............

Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

Yes. What can I do for you?"

I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith.... He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
them logs, but he's hidin' it there."

Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open
every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.

They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd... did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

(Rednecks know how to Git-R-Dun!)
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cntrygrl_002
11-22-2006, 10:57 PM
haha that's so cute

Circle Fan
11-23-2006, 01:14 PM
:laying20laughing: :pot:

teerymah
11-24-2006, 10:47 AM
GIT ER DONE! That is just funnier than hell thanks for sharing that!

REDNEKDEERHUNTR
11-26-2006, 09:03 PM
Old But Still Funny
Git-r-done

K3daughter
11-27-2006, 03:56 PM
Thats fun e