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likemRed32
11-21-2006, 04:31 PM
1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11.. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these
people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready!

Happy Thanksgiving!!!!

dirtracer76
11-21-2006, 07:24 PM
i like that ash funny lol

BrandiWeathers
11-21-2006, 09:27 PM
very funny

Wilder4Racin
11-21-2006, 10:17 PM
Ashley, you can find the damest things to put up here, but.... keep it up! We all can use a smile from time to time. Hope you and Justin have a great turkey day!

likemRed32
11-21-2006, 10:18 PM
I'm sorry if I post some off the wall stuff...but hey it's all in fun and I don't mean to offend anyone!

Wilder4Racin
11-21-2006, 10:20 PM
As far as I am concerned, you arent offending me. Most of the things you post, brings a smile to my face. After a long and exhausting day at work, a smile is a good thing. Please keep posting good things and jokes. I look forward to them!

Marcia Reed
11-22-2006, 10:37 AM
Good one Ash, thanks for the laugh..

rose2006
11-22-2006, 01:53 PM
that Was Cute I Liked That

K3daughter
11-22-2006, 02:30 PM
that was funny

Circle Fan
11-23-2006, 03:04 PM
LOL Now thats funny!!

teerymah
11-24-2006, 10:42 AM
Thats the funniest thing I've heard all day! I'll have to send that to everyone I know.