View Full Version : Hell sucks----(intended for mature readers)
Pinno32
11-05-2006, 06:11 PM
An evil,cruel man dies and goes to hell. When he gets to hell he meets the devil, and the devil explains that there are 3 doors he can choose from. The door he chooses is how he will spend the rest of eternity in hell. The man agrees and peers into the first room. There is a man chained to the wall naked covered in fire ants. The man looks away and says "Not that one". He looks into the second room, and there is a man being dropped into a pit of fire. The man walks away and says "Nope, not that one". So he walks to the last door and looks in. There is a man sitting in a chair with a beautiful blond down between his legs, pleasing him orally. The man says "YES!!!I want this one!!". The devil gives him one last chance to change his mind but he insist he gets that one. The devil says Ok, walks the girl out, slams the door behind them, and says he's all yours!!!!:evilB: :16Evil: :smellie13: :teu42: :banghead: :saevilw:
L8models
11-05-2006, 06:19 PM
LMAO... :pop::Whip::saevilw::cry2::Kill2::Angry6::16Evil:
jhofficial
11-05-2006, 06:21 PM
LOL:lol: one smilie is enough jerry:lol:
L8models
11-05-2006, 06:40 PM
LOL:lol: one smilie is enough jerry:lol:
Just making sure I had enough smilies to qualify as a "legal post". :icon_blahblah:
jhofficial
11-05-2006, 06:44 PM
Just making sure I had enough smilies to qualify as a "legal post". :icon_blahblah:
Yeah want to make sure its not useless or mundane:icon_agreed:
L8models
11-05-2006, 06:47 PM
Yeah want to make sure its not useless or mundane:icon_agreed:
Although, sometimes one simple smilie can say so much more than words.
jhofficial
11-05-2006, 06:50 PM
Although, sometimes one simple smilie can say so much more than words.
would that be the less is more theory?:iamwithstupid:
L8models
11-05-2006, 07:03 PM
would that be the less is more theory?:iamwithstupid:
All this may be true, but remember it all ain't worth a sack of farts repeated 100 times in one night...:laying20laughing:
Marcia Reed
11-09-2006, 04:20 PM
:VeryHappy:
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