Marcia Reed
10-25-2006, 08:11 PM
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chapeau. But on each
> run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street
> corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself
> as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
>
> "Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.
>
> "No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
>
> This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run
> by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back, "Five
> dollars!"
>
> One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her
> husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic
> street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and
> Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past
> outings. He realized he should hav e a darn good explanation for the
> junior Senator. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past
> the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure
> enough, there was the hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's
> eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
>
> Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for
> five bucks?"
> run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street
> corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself
> as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
>
> "Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.
>
> "No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
>
> This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run
> by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back, "Five
> dollars!"
>
> One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her
> husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic
> street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and
> Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past
> outings. He realized he should hav e a darn good explanation for the
> junior Senator. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past
> the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure
> enough, there was the hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's
> eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
>
> Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for
> five bucks?"