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vetsms9
08-06-2005, 06:48 PM
* Take Your Own Sweet Time when doing: ANYTHING.

* When giving Directions , Finsh with ' It's right down Yondor on the left".

* Talk Real Slow and ask them to speak more slowly so you can Undertand
what they are saying.

* When they talk nostalgically about up north, Tell'em "Delta's Ready when
Your are"!

* Refer to every sofT drinK as Coke.

* Offer to send ' em a Bottle of fresh air.

* Put Tabasco on everything.

* When invited to dinner, offer to bring dessert. Show up with a box of Moon
Pies...Banana ones.

* Use the word Reckon in a sentence.

* Never simply "do" something. Be "fixen to do" something.

* Tell them you don't have a accent, they do. :slap:


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Hollowell
08-07-2005, 02:39 PM
i do most of them things and don't even notice i am doing them. :smiley_37