Please try this...... It's too funny!!!!

[likemRed32]

This is funny (actually kind of stupid but it made me smile) - after picking from the phrases below, type out the sentence you end up with!

Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I did the Macareana with
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I dry humped
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my dog
8-------my cell phone
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a football player
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a banana
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself


****As for myself, my sentence reads, "I choked on a ninja because I'm NOT a homosexual!*****

[battenfan4life]

i had lunch wiht a permanent marker cause thats how i roll

[Dirt Fan]

"I choked on Chuck Norris because I hate myself." Too funny!!

[camlobe]

I smoked a noodle because im cool like that..............its gonna be funny how some of these come out.....

[77v8stock]

I dry humped a goat because I hate myself.

[Pinno32]

NOPE NOT FUNNY!!!! (I smoked my best friends boyfriend??????because I'm cool like that.) I'm not smoking anyones boyfriend...:thatwasgay: ...hehehe

[Pookie82]

Mine reads... I ran over a llama because I'm sexy and I do what I want. :Kool: Oh Yeah.

[Lucky13]

I loved my brother because the voices told me to.

[keithsram]

I sang to a goat because I was high.:smoke:

[FirstTurnTom]

I yelled at a spoon because I cant control myself!

[DirtGirl27]

I kicked a gangster cause that's how I roll

[Marcia Reed]

I kicked a birdbath because I'm sexy and I do what I want.......:laying20laughing:
Ash, where do you find this stuff.........lol

[likemRed32]

Hey Marcia, I got connections! LOL!

[Bullins29Motorsports]

I murdered my neighbor because i'm SEXY and i do what i want......:Ignor: :Kill2:

[Brett]

I dry humped my cell phone because I was high:crackhead:

[anotherpearson]

I did the Macarena with your mama because thats how I roll!!

[deborah1130]

I yelled at a llama because thats how i roll.

[w1ck3d0n3l0st]

I dance with a montser because I can't control myself

[KMB63]

:smiley_797: I Sang To Myself,because I'm Sexy And Do What I Want.

[purplerose22603]

I murdered a banana because I hate myself.

THIS IS A VERY UNTRUE STATEMENT BUT IT IS HOW IT CAME OUT!

[Need4Speed]

I murdered myself because that's how I roll.
Must have been some bad s**t:pot: :smoke: :bong:

Knew I should have stuck with Hydro and stayed away from that Gack weed....

[tommy22]

:pen0z: I ran over a Mexican because I was drunk

[dirtracer76]

I kicked a baseball because someone offered me $1,000,000 dollars

[Cutie]

LOL I dryhumped my cell phone cause i am cool like that............... LMAO

[jhofficial]

I danced with a pickle because I'm sexy and I do what I want :19mauer: