camlobe
08-23-2006, 01:24 PM
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful
and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the
Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so
they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she
thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend,
however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to
ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a
wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next
day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and
innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect
the worst.. my wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other
husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her rear that said.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'
and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the
Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so
they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she
thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend,
however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to
ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a
wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next
day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and
innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect
the worst.. my wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other
husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her rear that said.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'