pall44
08-21-2006, 09:43 AM
A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad
hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a
repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to
have some fun. He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really
hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started
blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened.
So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, "What are you doing?" The first
blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail
pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. The roommate rolled her eyes
and said, "Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first."
:smiley_568:
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A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos. She
was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk to
ask what it was. The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos.....it keeps hot
things hot, and cold things cold."
"Wow, said the blonde, "that's amazing....I'm going to buy it!! " So she
bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.
Her boss saw it on her desk. "What's that," he asked?
"Why, that's a thermos.....it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,"
she replied. Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?" The blond
replied........"Two popsicles and some coffee."
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome!
I've won a motorhome!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?"
But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!"
And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
(Scroll down!!)
(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS!!!!!! . I PROMISE)
"W I N A B A G E L"
hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a
repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to
have some fun. He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really
hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started
blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened.
So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, "What are you doing?" The first
blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail
pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. The roommate rolled her eyes
and said, "Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first."
:smiley_568:
**************
A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos. She
was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk to
ask what it was. The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos.....it keeps hot
things hot, and cold things cold."
"Wow, said the blonde, "that's amazing....I'm going to buy it!! " So she
bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.
Her boss saw it on her desk. "What's that," he asked?
"Why, that's a thermos.....it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,"
she replied. Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?" The blond
replied........"Two popsicles and some coffee."
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome!
I've won a motorhome!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?"
But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!"
And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
(Scroll down!!)
(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS!!!!!! . I PROMISE)
"W I N A B A G E L"