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Racerchaser
08-15-2006, 06:50 PM
I think the life cycle is all backwards


You should start out dead and get it out of the way.


Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.


You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.


You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.


You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.


You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...


You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then.


you finish off as an orgasm.


I rest my case.

Marcia Reed
08-15-2006, 07:08 PM
:1stplace2: best one i've read today

Circle Fan
08-23-2006, 09:08 AM
I like the way you think!!!:FirstPrize: THE WAY IT SHOULD BE!!

camlobe
08-23-2006, 01:07 PM
That has got to be one of the best stories I've ever heard.:HighFive: